It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
and she was petting her beer can
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i out mim tonsoeep
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