I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
