Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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