Taylor Swift is so right about you.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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