im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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