it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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