Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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