i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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