She is in my trunk
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
that may or may not have been my penis.
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