Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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