I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My vagina is officially offended.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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