My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's official drugs can't kill me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Bring me that man meat
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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