thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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