do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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