she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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