So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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