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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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