We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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