But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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