i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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