I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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