that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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