i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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