I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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