That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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