I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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