I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Fuck appropriateness.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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