Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Drake has all the answers
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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