Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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