Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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