white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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