Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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