we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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