I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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