Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
