i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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