that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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