I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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