At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
last night I used snow as a chaser
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