My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
And then he peed in my hair
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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