He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
When did angry sex become our thing?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
