i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Sorry my hands just texted you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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