the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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