Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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