Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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