Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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