he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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