Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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