your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
