So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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